Vote for the man who promises least.  He'll be the least disappointing.

                                              -- Bernard Baruch (1870-1965)

                            QUOTE FOR THE DAY

               I never vote for anyone.  I always vote against.

                                     -- W.C. Fields (1879-1946)

                            QUOTE FOR THE DAY

       It doesn't matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.

                                             -- graffito in London, 1970s

                            QUOTE FOR THE DAY

          Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

                                    -- George Jean Nathan (1882-1958)

I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy: "Dear Jack, Don't
buy a single vote more than necessary.  I'll be damned if I'm going to
pay for a landslide".
                       -- John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)

The most successful politician is he who says what everybody is thinking
most often and in the loudest voice.
                                       -- Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919)

                             QUOTE FOR THE DAY

            A politician is a statesman who approaches every question
            with an open mouth.
                                       -- Adlai Stevenson (1900-1963)

As I interpret the President, we're now at the end of the beginning of the
upturn of the downturn.
                         -- John F. Kennedy (1917-1963), said when Senator

                          ELECTION ADVICE FOR THE DAY

      While alone in the voting booth, please refrain from pulling anything
      other than the lever.
                                                         -- David Letterman

                               QUOTE FOR THE DAY

          Keep in mind that your individual vote doesn't mean anything.

                                                     -- David Letterman

   Voting is more an act of devotion than an act of democratic input...Voting
   is the holiest ritual in America's civic religion, and not much else.

                                                   -- Jesse Walker in Liberty

                               RIDDLE FOR THE DAY

                     Q: Where does one find dual air bags?
                     A: At a political debate.

                                            -- Johnny Hart

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