DEFINITION FOR THE DAY
TURKEY: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries
has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
STATISTICS FOR THE DAY
Number of turkeys eaten at Thanksgiving this year: x
Number of turkeys elected to Congress: 535
QUOTE FOR THE DAY
I think O.J. protests too much. Not only did he say he didn't carve the
holiday turkey, but he was in the back yard practicing his golf swing the
whole time.
-- David Letterman
