Sign Language

Hol'N One Fast Foods: Nite Crawlers & Leeches Brat fry today
The alternative to McDonald's Bring your unruly children to us
Next Sermon: God is a Surfer You could slap our chicken, it's so fresh
What happens when the Methodists meet California Should go well with a side of fresh leeches and leafworms
Go play on the tracks The big H
Never mind the freeway, kid, go play on the tracks How often do you see the *Hollywood Sign* from the back?

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