Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

                                      -- Victor Borge

I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.

                                                            - Victor Borge

           I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...
           and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

                                                    -- Victor Borge

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